I simply want to be happy *sigh*
She’s his weak spot.
He may not be that showy when it comes with his feelings for her, but he knows to himself that he really love her. Not just because she’s desirable or what, but because she changed a lot of things about him. He already get used to her presence — the way she play with his hair every time his head is on her lap, the way she make those weird faces just to cheer her up, the way she raps just like his favorite rapper to make him laugh, the way she kiss him back every time their lips meet, the way she pinch his cheeks when he said something naughty. That’s why every time he don’t have the chance to see her, his mind is running crazy. When it comes to her, he becomes weak and just by thinking of her with someone else makes his vision dark. When it comes to her, he becomes soft. She’s his kryptonite. He’s even willing to catch a bullet for her so she’ll be safe from any kind of harm. She is his weak spot.
He’s her weak spot.
She’s the kind of girl that is very vocal when it comes to her feelings for him. She never fails to remind him that she loves him. Though she knows that sometimes she’s really annoying, somehow she knows that she’s not doing anything wrong. And what she loves about him? Maybe he’s not that showy but his actions always speak louder than his words. Though he didn’t make it too obvious, the way he treats her is enough for her to be happy and contented. And that’s what she miss about him when they don’t see each other — the way he carries her bag, the way he accompanies her to the mall without saying anything even if they just wander the whole mall, the way he ask her huskily “Are you hungry?”, the way he hold her hand in public, the way he looks at her when he thinks that she’s not looking. When it comes to him, she becomes weak. She’s actually a fierce lady yet when it’s all about him, her heart becomes soft. When she hears bad words from other people talking about him, she’ll tell them to shut up. He’s her weak spot.
I am giving you a free pass to get on my case for how cynical this whole thing is, because I do realize that and it’s okay if you want to tease me for it. But I will just say that regardless, these things are so disturbingly true that it makes my stomach hurt just thinking about them. I am just doing everyone a favor and calling out the people who really don’t know how to be in a relationship without irritating the rest of the world.
1. Baby talk.
The high-pitched “schookum baby peanut cupcake sweetie pie babycakes panda bear pookie kins.” If I have to hear one more person greet their significant other in a voice four octaves above normal and then proceed to speak to them like they’re four I will actually vomit.
2. Suddenly losing all comprehension of the fact that there are other people that exist in the world.
This issue takes many forms: third wheeling friends or just straight up ignoring them (I’ll get to that later), sitting on a park bench with their tongues down each others throats, uploading “couple albums” to Facebook in which every photo is just the two of them kissing each other in different ways, etc. etc. etc.
3. Excessive Facebook promotion/declaration of your sentiments.
I know you love them so much. I get it. We all get it. One more status update or photo of you guys making out somewhere is not necessary. Nobody is questioning after the fourth “dinner out with my baby” update.
4. The hashtags.
#love #blessed #baby #girlfriend #boyfriend #solucky #lovers #meanttobe #inlove #bby #1year #loveyou #mybaby #dating #hot #sooooooolucky #BLESSED #sohappy #finally #loveyousomuch
5. Complain about issues that aren’t really issues at all.
I do understand that you are hyper sensitive to imperfections in the relationship because of course you want your relationship to last and you want everything to be perfect. But when friends call me every other day in tears over something like dinner plans not working out, I just… I can’t.
6. Humble-brag about their flourishing sex life.
Wonderful. I’m glad you’re having sex three times a day and I’m just sitting here like trying to get someone to look at me twice. “Complaining” that you’re so exhausted because you were up all night making passionate love to someone makes it 10x worse.
7. Remain in crazy denial about something regarding their relationship and get mad when people try to tell them otherwise.
You guys have to know what I’m talking about when I say that there are just some people who are absolutely delusional about something in their relationship, or their relationship as a whole, real concept, and when you very gently try to tell them that yeah, your significant other DEFINITELY treats you like shit and DEFINITELY does not love you like you think they do, they freak the fuck out.
8. Get crazy obsessed with each other and drop everything else.
Hey now, we’ve all done this. I get it. It’s exciting and new and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and butterfly-ey inside. But once you’ve been around the block a few times you realize that no, you cannot sacrifice your entire life for someone because you will be left with nothing if and when that relationship doesn’t work out.
9. Start becoming each other.
Since when were you a hipster? You definitely did not like obscure indie music before that relationship started and I’m judging you for your flannel because I’m pretty sure you’re just wearing it because you’re dating the female equivalent of this guy.
10. Ditching all their other friends.
Much like the whole “drop everything else” ordeal: you can’t neglect the people who were in your life of whom you’d like to keep in your life if and when your relationship doesn’t work out. People will see right through you ditching them when you’re taken and suddenly texting about dinner plans after you break up– or worse, turning to those friends for consolation. Lol.
11. Telling single people “it will happen when you least expect it.”
12. Finding really insignificant things that they completely believe are “signs.”
“You want to hear something crazy? I told her that pizza was my favorite food, and she said that pizza was her favorite food, and… yeah. Like, I’m sorry, this shit is NOT coincidence.”
13. Couple photo shoots.
Who green lighted this idea? Really, though. Who thought it would be a fantastic idea to run around fields and take cheesy pictures of yourself with a significant other and then post it on every form of internet you can get your hands on? And if you actually spent money to do that? Haha. #wut.
14. Compare themselves to fictional movie characters.
“No seriously, my life is the Notebook, he is Noah and I am Allie it is our story EXACTLY.